3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize