just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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