is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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