My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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