I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she smelled like a LAN party
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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