dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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