is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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