I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.