You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.