no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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