She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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