I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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