it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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