Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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