whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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