I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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