if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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