I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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