bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.