So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.