Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.