he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If that was your dad, he is hot
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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