If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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