would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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