At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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