I must be too annoying 4 u.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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