i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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