They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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