she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
