So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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