Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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