my sisters under your porch take her home
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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