what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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