never play flip cup with pint glasses
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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