remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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