You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
