To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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