I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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