She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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