I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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