i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar