I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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