You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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