How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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