That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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