Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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