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walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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