I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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