This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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