I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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