i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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