I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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