I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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