just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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