Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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