I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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