so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
barbara walters just said penis...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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