Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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