You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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