ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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