At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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