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dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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