I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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